About This GameFrom the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale with brand new characters alongside familiar faces in this boner-inducing joyride of epic proportions! Play as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world, as she embarks on a journey to find her purpose in life and a new place to call home!Features:
A Message From Crankage GamesWe would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our games have sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot over time and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve. From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and hearing your feedback! - Crankage Games 6d5b4406ea
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This is one of the funniest games I have played. The others are the rest in the collection.. I seriously adore this developer!! He deserves all the love and support! As far as the game goes, it's is a shorter game, but worth the change that it costs! Be warned though, it has some major adult themes, so this is very much not for children, maybe even not for teens.... But if you are a consenting adult and you find adult humor hilarious, than you will really enjoy this game! Go!! Buy it now!!!. A very very funny game. I have only completed two of the three routes but i am looking forward to what is next for the Quiver♥♥♥♥♥♥s series.. Have only 'played' for a short while, but so far, the LOL's have been thick and fast, and that's just reading the characters names:-) buy it, more than worth the dosh for the laughs if nothing else ( i'm a 55 yr old woman, guys will love this! ). Absolutely amazing game. Short, sweet, deeply and incredibly inappropriate... not to mention twisted... and genuinely vulgar at times. Heck, the three separate endings and easter egg(s?) alone make it worth more than such a piddly little amount. Thank you, Crankage, for blessing us all with your deeply, deeply messed up imagination.. Third game in the Quiver D!ck's epic saga, and it did NOT disappoint. I pray this developer keeps making games. The humor was lewd, crude, VERY adult, and very METAL. There is psychosis here and it's a beautiful thing! This is the first in the series that actually made me not only laugh, but shed a tear: Part near the beginning, Graveyard scene. Do yourself a favor and look at ALL the graves. If you are a rock/metalhead in any respect, you will be treated to what is obviously a love letter from another metalhead to those they love, and it's awesome. All in all this game was just an amazing & hysterical trip start to finish. No actual battles in this one either, it plays more like a visual novel, but the battles aren't missed as it's stuffed full of the same awesome and gaudy humor and puns as the last 2 games. I binged the first 3 games in ONE afternoon/evening, They were just hard to put down. Forget waiting for a sale, buy the series bundle and ROCK! (it's not exactly expensive folks ;-) ) If I had any complaint, without the fights, this game does seem a bit short (less than 2 hours i my play), but for less than a price of a fast food lunch, Well worth it!. Quiver♥♥♥♥♥♥s Terrible Tale runs a similar playtime to the first, and it's still a fun, quick game to bask in some serious rock nostalgia of those lost and those still rockin it out. Packed full of crude and crazy jokes, and in my opinion, a more streamlined design to fighting, the Terrible Tale is a must have. Don't hesitate to pick up this title for a good laugh and a great time.. Cute storyline!. It's a really funny game fitting my sense of humor, but, unfortunately, it's VERY short and linear. It also doesn't have any fighting system. You will definitely not spend more than one hour on this. 12 Hours Until Official Launch!:
Deported 2: Build That Wall has officially released!. Crankage Games Bundle on Sale!:
Hello everyone! I just wanted to thank you all for your continued support! All 6 of our games in the bundle have had overwhelming feedback and we truly appreciate each and every one of you! Our bundle is currently on sale here: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ And I'd just like to announce that the next game we're working on, we're doing with fan interaction! We're streaming game development each week, LIVE on twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/crankagegames Where fans of the game can help craft the game world itself, and even be characters IN the game! I feel like this is a great opportunity for developer and fans to interact, come together, get to know each other, and build something awesome. I'd love to talk to each and every one of you, so if you're ever interested in dropping in and not just WATCHING game development, but actually being a part of the process, please feel free to do so, because I'd LOVE to talk to you! Thank you so much, and keep being amazing! - Crankage Games / Michael https://twitter.com/CrankageGames. New Game Damned Daniel Releases Tomorrow November 30th At 8 AM PST!: Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, is releasing her very first game, Damned Daniel, tomorrow morning at 8 AM PST! It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well! https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/ https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!) I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel! She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her game a chance! She'd absolutely be thrilled to hear your feedback! Thank you all so very much for your continued support, it truly means a lot! - Crankage Games. New Update!: Hello everyone! We had a minor hiccup when uploading a new build but everything should be in working order again! I'm sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused during your gameplay experience and I hope you enjoy your time playing now that everything is fixed! - Crankage Games. Damned Daniel is Officially Live!: Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, has JUST released her very first game, Damned Daniel! It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well! https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/ https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!) I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel! She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her game a chance! She'd absolutely be thrilled to hear your feedback! Thank you all so very much for your continued support, it truly means a lot! - Crankage Games DRAGON BALL FighterZ - FighterZ Pass rar Free Download
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